alpenrubi:

tired of not being in my tiny farmhouse watching my goats play in the backyard ! really sick of being goatless 

bewvitched:

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

plasmalogical:

ixq:

plasmalogical:

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes

cc-daughter-of-athena:

“Let me be frank,” I say as I attempt to shape shift into an elephant

marvel-is-ruining-my-life:

Who the hell is Bucky?
Who the $#%@ is Robin??

red-hoods:

some of you have never been beaten to death by a crusty flaky clown bitch and brought back to life only to find out you’ve been replaced by your father figure and your murderer is still running around being a clown and it shows

incorrectdcu:

Jason: Hey, can I borrow a cup of flour?

Tim: Yeah, why?

Jason: Some white kids outside want cocaine.

dear cas,